Author Archives: Martin Bennett

About Martin Bennett

I am average.

Disordered personalities


Okay, well this blog is a nice simple one (figuratively speaking). After quite some time I’ve come to realise that people all tend to have a simple personalities. These can be categorised (forgive the Americanism) as follows: Fish These type … Continue reading

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What is life?


Half asleep, you can hear the buzzing of the alarm next to your bed. Pressing snooze is the only comfort you can have, for half an hour or so, then you have to get back into the monotonous routine of … Continue reading

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Midnight Terrors!


There I was, walking my dog last night through the old forest across the road from my house. This forest, it’s an abyss of ancient and deformed trees which absorb any tiny glimpse of light from the moon, which you … Continue reading

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Why I hate Tuesdays.


The title says it all. Tuesdays really do simply suck. MondayThey’re not so bad because you’re usually in a vegetated state all day, still recovering from a lack of sleep and stupendous rate of alcohol consumption over the weekend. I … Continue reading

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Manchester ♥


Swilling down my 2 nd cup of coffee, staring out the window at the endless grey sky, watching the rain lash against the window, and feeling a cold chill run up my spine from the cold damp air seeping through … Continue reading

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Spam Scam


I really don’t understand why people make such stupid scam / spam mail. I just got an e-mail through today, with the senders e-mail address being something along the lines of “102kdjndw@hotmail.com” with the title “You should improve your sexuality”… … Continue reading

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Cultural differences


As I read through the pretentious corporate jargon of the annual report from my new company’s American owners, I realised that culture has a major impact on life. I was quickly infuriated by the lack of the letter ‘u’, the … Continue reading

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